tough love

A slang term used to describe sexual acts that involve bondage.

Judy wanted to introduce Bob to tough love.

As I walked into the bondage store I thought to myself im up for some tough love tonight.

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tough guy

a tall lengthy red head who thinks can whoop as with his red headed muscles. can he put his money where his mouth is?

"Dont worry about it man" three hours later... "Hey man what r u talkin about??????" Fuckin lameass

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tough customer

A person of the opposite sex who is incredibly good looking, thus being a tough tough customer. Usually out of the particular viewer's league.

That bitch is one tough customer.

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Tough Girl

A female who personifies the traditional male machismo attitude, but doesn't have to suffer the same consequences that males do when they equally step out of line.

In reality, if a male just snapped and went full-house on this brand of annoying, bravado cunt, she'd be instantly put back in her place in the kitchen making sammiches.

Tough girl: "I'm not afraid to hit a man. I don't give a fu-"

(some guy who's sick of her mouth then pounds her in the face.)

Tough Girl: How could you hit a WOMAN like that!!

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tough-buddies

Closet homosexuals who are attracted to one another and form "friendships" based solely on male rivalry and "manliness" stemming from a deep-seated sense of insecurity, once again caused by their closet homosexuality.

Friendships with these people are superficial and known tough-buddies should be avoided at all costs.

1) That room is full of a bunch of tough-buddies. They totally want each other's dicks.

2) John and his roommates are tough-buddies. It's just so hard to be friends with them.

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The Tough Mudder

Although there has been much debate about the true definition of "The Tough Mudder", the official definition is insurmountable.

The Tough Mudder
/THē təf məd•dər/
Adj.

While penetrating a female anus with the penis, the penetrator enters a free hand into the vaginal canal. Once accomplished, proceeds to masterbate his penis through her vagina while occupying her anal cavity.

Street names/slangs include;
Brownie beater
Fecal fap
Fisty fap
Libertarian
Mr.Hankey hand job
Mud tug
#mudtug
Over under
Reach through
Smelly jerk

1. The other day Nicole and I pulled off the tough mudder, let me tell you, it is quite possibly the hardest event on the planet.

2. Bro, when Ashley is shmasted face she always wants that brownie beater...I ain't mad.

3. "I let Jimmy do the #mudtug once, now all he wants is a smelly jerk:(" said Becky to the marriage counselor.

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tough light

(n./adj.) 1. Used to describe lightweights who drink 6 Bud Lights, then act as if they are the world's toughest person. However when these people are sober, they are usually harmless.

Jon: Yo man, Anthony is acting really weird, he's throwing his weight around for no reason.

Pat: Yea man, he's had about 6 Tough Lights, that'll do it.

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