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crunchy like an apple and smells like fish-
putting an apple in a womans vagina for 24 hrs then taking it out putting it on a stick and eating it
that bitch smells like trout apples
that girl makes good trout apples
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Describes the sticky, pungent taste in your mouth that follows a long night of drinking after which you take home the nastiest, dirtiest, filthfest of a woman and proceed to engage in such things as sixty-nines and deep tongue splunking with her.
The only known cure for trout mouth is long oral wash with white vinegar (do NOT try toothpaste, the taste of trout and mint will surly cause vomiting) and a REALLY long shower. Assuming of course that you've already gone home or -if the act took place at your house- ejected the culprit from your home.
"A good friend would NOT have let me take THAT home. I woke up with the worst case of trout mouth today. You evil son-of-a-bitch."
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A sexual position in which sex is performed over an open toilet while the girl is taking a shit.
vb. -- Dude I totally brown trout'ed that chick last night, I was all like "dude I'm totally brown trouting this chick at the present moment!"
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Someone who, female or male, is acting like a pussy, bitch, wuss, and/or wimp to and/or around his or her friends.
Jeff and Nate both refuse to drink beer.
"Man, Jeff what a trout" says Josh
"I know right." says Nate
"Shut up Nate you're the real trout" Says Josh
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Similar to a trouser snake but usually employed while standing in a small fishing boat with oars. Primarily involves hanging a freshly caught fish out of the fly of your pants while swearing and giving the finger to passing motor boats.
Hey a-holes check this!! Kiss my trouser trout!! You noisy buggers are scaring the fish.
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When a man has intercourse with a nasty, rank, woman's vagina and proceeds to not shower within a 5 hour period, therefore causing his dick to smell like a rotten fish.
Jeff suffered from some mean Trouser Trout after that night with the lot-lizard!
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A poop that is so big and so long that parts of it are sticking out of the water in the toilet bowl and are changing color due to oxidation.
Garrup hasnt pooped in 4 days, but today he finally made a rainbow trout and feels relieved.