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a set of big ass titties, boobs, knockers, cans, rack,
hey check out the jiggle twins
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The very definition of hotness gone terribly wrong.
What should have been two great looking twins turned into a duo of snaggle tooth trolls that appear to have crawled out of a hobo's ass (and in the process stole his clothing).
Synonymous with poor fashion taste and eating disorders.
Kid: Mom, is that what a bag lady looks like?
Mom: No sweetie pie, thats one of the Olsen Twins.
Kid: Can we throw pennies at her?
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Twin flame ..
Are you out there?
Are you real?
Are you sick and tired?
Of this whole ordeal
It is just you and me
Because all I feel
2 puppets for the world to kill …
Maybe I was wrong
the puppet just me
Not much longer as time
Clears fog to see
Twin flame … you never spoke my name ..
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As used in the heavy truckin' industry. "Twin screw" is a reference to a truck with tandem driving axles.
Also, the obvious sexual fantasy of most any man walking this earth.
Check out the chrome on that lime green, twin screw, extended frame, long nose flat top 379!
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When your wife and your mistress have your children within a month of each other.
Schwarzenegger fathered children by Maria and his hosuekeeper within weeks of each other. They're Austrian twins.
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In·u·it twins in-yoo-it twinz
–noun, plural -s
1.
Two guy friends (bros) who have masturbated to the same pornography.
Jacob: Bro I was watchin' this crazy video...!
Peter: The new one on Spankwire?
Jacob: Yeah!
Peter: Oh shit! I think we're inuit twins!
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Wannabe ultras who can't handle a bit of banter, often seen crying on trains
'Those pussies over there are just like the boro twins'
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