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One of the finest vodkas that Russia exports. It is the number one selling premium vodka inside of Russia. The taste is far superior to other premium vodkas such as Grey Goose, Kettle One, and Level, at half the price. 1500ml handle sells for roughly $30US. Russian Standard offers their regular premium, gold (limited edition ultra premium), platinum (ultra premium), and their Imperia line (triple premium). Imperia was rated as one of the top 10 finest vodkas on the planet in a 2008 competion.
I'll have Russian Standard Vodka neat with the caviar please.
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Five O’clock Vodka is the cheapest fifth in almost any liquor store guaranteed. Mineral spirits disguised as a fifth. Upon drinking, the brave souls must sign a mental waiver guaranteeing explosive diarrhea in exchange for waking up in a dumpster with 2 Chinese hookers, an extreme headache, and 2 packs of pall mall ultra lights. It’s the gift that keeps giving until you find yourself in the throes of rejection forcing yourself to vomit over and over. But at 5.99 a fifth, I’ll take my chances. Buyer beware.
Dan purchased a fifth of five o’clock vodka, and woke up the next morning in a space station watching loony tunes reruns, tied to a stripper pole
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The lowest quality vodka sold at Peerless Liquors in Fitchburg, MA for about $10 for a handle.
Drinking this liquor straight from the bottle, or a shot glass may cause vomiting, black outs, bad decisions, and in rare cases sex with well-endowed leprechauns looking for their lucky charms. So beware.
Person 1- "I totally drank like ten shots of John Fitch Vodka last night."
Person 2- "Yeah, you totally nailed that leprechaun, and he got his lucky charms back."
An extremely cheap and popular vodka. One handle goes for roughly $9-12 and tastes awful, but after a few shots, it doesn't matter. Good to mix in drinks and get drunk fast.
A choice among college students on a budget.
"Get me a handle of Crown Russe Vodka... I don't need to break the bank to get trashed tonight."
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Someone who normally considers themselves heterosexual, yet when under the influence of distilled spirits (and sometimes boosted by cocaine) occasionally find themselves with a mouthful of cock.
"That Barney is always getting lucky with the ladies, but I heard that if you get him tatored enough, he turns into a vodka induced cockgobbler!"
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along the lines of rubinoff and dubra, this vodka will get you drunk for the amount of money you spend on a tin of dip.
rubbing alcohol is poland springs vodka
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the combination of 50% redbull 50% vodka.
garunteed to fuck you up.
"fucking wanker, get me a red bull and vodka"
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