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When a girl's going down on you, you cum in her mouth and make her keep it in there. Then punch her in the stomach and cum dribbles out of her nose.
Hey, guy did you try out the throthing walrus?
Yeah, man, but I think she's dead.
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Upon receiving a blowjob, immediately after the moment of climax but before the reciever has chance to swallow (or, in some unfortunate cases, spit), the penis is quickly removed and a swift roundhouse to said receiver's nose is applied. Upon impact, if performed correctly, a stream of blood AND semen should flow forth from the nose of the recipient, resulting in a look resembling bloody walrus tusks.
Last night Molly wanted to so something new and unusual, so I gave her the ol' bloody walrus. I learned later she was refering to seeing the Bolshoi Ballet that was in town for a limited engagement.
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The Palsied Walrus is a very complicated and specialized sexual maneuver that is not for the faint of heart or inflexible. In fact, months of yoga are helpful in preparing for this act. You will need a burlap sack, a half gallon of ginger ale, five pairs of plastic zip ties, the valves from a tuba, and a small dog. The sack must soak overnight in the ginger ale. The rest of the ginger ale, tuba valves, and dog go carefully into the sack along with three or more people as long as none of them are the same sex. the sack is then zip tied closed and tossed into a pile of dirty hotel mattresses. While the goings on inside the sack are largely a mystery, you can tell you did it right if the dog and one person are missing afterward and the last person out of the sack is Tony Danza.
I asked Sheila for a Palsied Walrus on my birthday, but she had no idea what the fuck I was talking about.
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As a result of a certain set of individuals love for the term "frothy walrus" already defined on this fine site, a group of collegians at an undisclosed Augustinian private university created a character in NHL09 Be A Pro mode named "Frothy Walrus." Perhaps the finest player to ever grace the ice, Froth-star gives walrus tusks to all opposing players and coaches he faces with his devastating arsenal of moves and his 99/99/99/99 shooting attributes. Simply known as "The Walrus," he is the greatest player in the history of hockey in this alternate reality, registering numerous seasons with 200+ goals.
Ex1) Frothy Walrus wears number 99, even though it was retired by the NHL. The Great One insisted he wear it.
Ex2) Frothy Walrus just put one top left shelf against Marty. I think I see a pair of tusks forming under Brodeur's nose.
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while recieving head ejaculate in a girls mouth, she trys to swallow you deliver a swift blow to the midsection causing it to ooze out her nose like walrus tusks
I gave that bitch an angry walrus!
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The act of getting a blowjob from your partner now before you orgasm you pull your cock out of her mouth hold your hand over her mouth and punch her in the stomach so the semen gets out her nose like a set of walrus tusk
that bitch was cold-hearted so I gave her a frosty walrus
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When a woman (elaine) is so ugly she can only get shagged by a walrus....(if she's lucky!!)
I have never, in my life, seen anyone so ugly.....
she looks like a right walrus fucker!
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