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Doing non-work related activities while on the clock.
I fired my worthless employee, when I caught him web-locking on the cnn homepage.
A new era of enlightenment of the masses made possible by the easily accessible information provided by the internet.
In this age of web-enlightenment, anyone can be an expert at anything in just a few clicks.
A person who entertains others with their web searching skills.
Every time I am over Tim's place he shows people the funniest videos on YouTube, he is such a Web Jocky!
A dog web is a clump of fur that has built up on the floor or surfaces, like cobwebs but made of dog hair.
There are a lot of dog webs in that corner, someone should really hoover them.
Some one who spends to much time on the internet
"ugh.. Johny is such a web spider he is alwas on the internet, wont he come outside?..."
Web Schizo refers to a condition where a person becomes mentally disoriented or overwhelmed due to excessive exposure to the vast and chaotic information on the internet. It symbolizes the struggle of individuals trying to navigate the ever-expanding virtual world, resulting in a sense of confusion and fragmentation. People calling themselves "Web Schizos" are often diagnosed with some type of schizophrenia, however, the term "Web Schizo" is not based on any medical diagnosis and is primarily used in casual conversations to describe behavior related to excessive internet usage.
"Hey dude, i checked out your Twitter account last night, you are a total Web Schizo lol.
A type of person usually in their early teens that spend unusual amounts of unsupervised time on the internet, often being annoying or stupid in places like discord servers, reddit threads, or twitter replies.
guy 1: you seen what that Vuz guy’s been saying in the server?
guy 2: yeah, he’s a real web gremlin