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A royal wedding with a huge fan following.
With over 2 billion fawning fans expected to watch Will and Kate's marriage on TV worldwide, it might as well be dubbed a Loyal Wedding.
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Wedding brownie ; AKA brown wedding cake
1. At a wedding instead of Smashing cake into the bride or groom's face somebody comes up with an actual turd uses that.
2.On a night after attending a wedding when a guy or a girl has someone poop on their face and rub it in. Not necessarily a member of the wedding party could be anybody that attended the wedding.
3. Similar to a Cleveland steamer except rubbed in one's face instead of their chest.
4. An actual brownie made from Cannabutter and giving as a treat at a wedding.
Damn did you hear what Stephanie gave Matt after that wedding? No what was it? She gave him a wedding brownie!
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Simply say these two words to a British person and they will either pee themself or pass out from excitement.
"Did you hear about Prince William marrying Kate Middleton? It's gonna be an awesome Royal Wedding!"
"OH EM GEE" *faint*
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Where a wedding is raided by a gang,biker gang,gang bangers ect. who take the bride,brider's maid ect. away with them usually by force.
Let's have a wedding raid.
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If you are unlucky enough that your wife's period lined up with your wedding night, while fucking through the bloodshed, pull your dick out and swing it so blood splatters everywhere.
Hotel Attendant: Sir, you owe us $2300 in damage charges from last night.
Husband: $2300 dollars?!?!? It was just a small Red Wedding!!
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a redneck wedding in which at least 1 of3 males attending carries a shotgun to the wedding or some other firearm. Often results in drunken misfires killing guests. Usually held at trailer parks or farms. Often more than one person there is missing a limb from farming accidents, and almost none have all their teef.
Redneck 1:Little Billy Ray Joe Bob Jr. and Amanda Mae Sally Sue are having a shotgun wedding at his mamas trailer lot, hope none of tha guests git shot!
Redneck 2: yep. we betta bring our whiskey and huntin rifles...
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A wedding that is engaged when the couple to be married is already expecting a child.
"They've got a baby already? Didn't they only get married 4 months ago?" "Yeah, but it was a catholic wedding"
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