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All you do is put stuff in your mouth and force it in your throat. Easy.
Toddler: How to eat?
Mother: Put something in your mouth!
Toddler: Ok! *proceeds to shove toys in his or her's mouth excessively.
Mother: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!
So first, we need to know the signs of when you want to poop. The first sign is when you feel a hard thing in belly. The other is when your butthole feels like it would do something.
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.
Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
How to poop
Why do you need to know the definition of how to vids?
Person1: I am going to go on urban dictionary to figure out the definition of how to videos
Person2:why!!!!!!!
Person1: because why not
Person2:OK DIPSHIT
Person1: why did you call me a dipshit
Person2: because fuck you
Person1: OK
person1:*defines how to vids*
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A shortened phrase for "How sweet it is to be loved by you"
My wife cooks me dinner every night and always looks her best around me, "how sweet it is"
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This is something either old schoolteachers or prententious slappers use. To be fair, not everyone who uses this phrase is either or, but sadly most of the time this is said with a certain intonation to show false delight in activity, etc that the other speaker may have just named...basically a more subtle way of saying "oh the things you get up to are so quaint and CUTE!!!"
Person 1: "How was your weekend, sweetie?"
Person 2: "Well mainly I just stayed home, though I went paintballing with my friend one day."
Person 1: "Oh how fun!!!!!"
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Follow these 10 simple steps kids and you'll be on your way to being HARDCORE
How To Be Hardcore:
1) tight ripped jeans, or slip on shorts
2) slipons or pumas are vital to every hardcore kids feet
3) wear shirts with hearts, knives, guns, blood, band logos, 2x too small
4) wear FUR, cause hxc kids kill animals
5) black or white belt, with spikes, NOTHING ELSE
6) fanny pack, orange with dinosaurs
7) IPOD!! so you can listen to music at shows! 2 KINDS AT ONCE!
8) wear some bling, cause hey rap is hardcore too
9) listen to obnoxious loud screaming music, ESPECIALLY when you can't decipher the words :D
annnnnnd
10) STRAIGHTEDGE is the key to hardcore, no drugs, alcohol, smoking, or fucking..
VERY IMPORTANT
XX TRIPLE X STRAIGHTEDGE KEEP IT REAL YO !
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A typically Singaporean slang way of saying ‘I'll decide later based on the circumstances’
Similar to the more common slang wing it or play it by ear
“Hey, how about L4D this Sunday?”
“See how :P”
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