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The definition of an ugly girl; similar to a dew worm, you just don't want to touch it. When spotted, leaves your dick as soft as a dew worm.
Bro 1: Hey did you see that hot ass blond chick doin her thing on the dancefloor?
Bro 2: *smacks Bro 1* "Dude....take off your beer goggles that's a fuckin dew worm..."
The point at which your genitals become moist
This humidity is killing me! I've officially reached my dew point.
Slang: The act of mounting another person and doing them, having sex.
Damn, she is hot! I would love to mountain dew her!
A Soft-Drink popularized by pictures of Counter-Strike and World of Warcraft Junkies sitting at their desks full of trash and desperately needing a shave. Outside of the internet, it is mostly known for causing health problems (i.e. the Yellow 5 dye, which may cause problems in the genetaila.)
It should also be noted that nothing from Mountains makes Mountain Dew, and there is no Dew in fact. There may or may not be Pitch in Mountain Dew: Pitch Black. For those of you who don't know what Pitch is, google it.
Guy 1: Look at this dude! He's got what, 50 cans of Mountain Dew stacked up beside his desk?
Guy 1's GF: That's disgusting.
The most delicious drink ever concocted, a secret formula revolving around Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew Code Red, and a few secret ingredients
Darren Dew + anything = a good time!
"Omg I looked down her shirt and all I saw was mountain dew"
"Ew gross, she got mountain dew all down her shirt"
when it's 90 degrees out and humid and your titties begin to sweat.
This chick on the subway had mountain dew so bad it stunk like salsa.