window nintendo

A nervous habit developed by extremely paranoid tweakers, causing them to excessively peek out of windows as if someone were coming to get them.

Hey funface why’s your dad peeking out of the window with a gun?
He’s just playing window Nintendo bro. He’ll fall asleep soon.

Windows Vista

The five main problems of the Windows OS combined it one giant acronym.

Virues, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, and Adware.

Hasta la Vista, baby!

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Windows 95

32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a

16 bit patch to an

8 bit operating system originally coded for a

4 bit microprocessor, written by a

2 bit company, that can't stand

1 bit of competition.

A new navy unmanned boat has sunk due to an error with its Windows 95 operating system.

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Windows rot

"Windows Rot" is the name someone gave the process by which a Windows machine becomes progressively slower the longer you use it and the more software you install on it.

I think I'll have to reinstall XP since the Windows Rot has slowed it down so badly...

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Windows CEMeNT

The original codename for Vista.

A combination of Windows CE, Windows Me, and Windows NT, all to make sure your computing experience is the worst you've ever had.

The name implies that it gets nowhere fast, as the operating system proved that.

I heard they're working on a new operating system called Windows CEMeNT.

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window blankets

It's a word to define curtains

"I see you have your windows boarded up,"
"Yeah I have the glass just not the window blankets."
"You mean curtains.?"
"Yeah those."

windows vista

The best selling product that nobody ever wanted.

1:"Can I get my new PC without windows vista?"

2:"nope"

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