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A pretentious name for a Corkscrew used by sycophants, and miscreants and those simply seeking to call attention to a simple corkscrew.
My friend could not open a bottle of wine because he couldn't find the Wine Key. So I used a corkscrew and opened it.
The act of a housewife or a girlfriend who gets motivated to clean either dishes, laundry or other household items etc. after several glasses of wine
Looks like mom has had a couple glasses of Merlot tonight; she is on her wine and shine routine!
Wine that has been left out in the air long enough to be oxidized
Matt walks into the room and days "stunted? What the fuck does that mean?
Pablo says "stunted wine means Wine that has been left out in the air long enough to be oxidized"
Matt says " oh I understand now. That is still a dumbass way to say stale wine."
Somebody who seems so great at first, but then the truth comes out that they are nothing but bad for you
Person 1: "I think I am going to ask that girl out over there..."
Person 2: "Don't do it, she's nothing but poisoned wine."
A hot mom that lets you pour wine over her and cosume it off her body.
My friends mom is such a Wine Mommy
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Sex (or in some cases, a relationship) that starts out slow, or sometimes barely at all, usually with a chick who is very shy. But once you get her started (uncorked), she lets loose and the longer it goes, the better it will be, with time.
Luke: "Hey dude, you remember that chick from the library I hooked up with?"
Zeke: "Yeah, what about her? How did that go?"
Luke: "You wouldn't believe it! It was the best wine sex I've ever had!"
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When one consumes so much wine that she/he hooks up with or agrees to a date with someone well below his/her level.
Maureen was disappointed to find out that the man she gave her number to at the lounge wasn't a handsome tycoon but a regular ole Joe. She berated her friends for letting her drink the point of developing wine goggles.
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