I would eat the corn out of her shit

Similar to I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

A chick so incredibly hot that you would poke through her feces to recover undigested corn to eat.

"That Jamie is so hot, I would eat the corn out of her shit"

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i would be bullshit [ i was so bullshit]

i would be incredibly pissed off, or I was incredibly pissed off.

If my boyfriend was out with another girl and he didn't tell her about me, i would be bullshit!

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Would you let Christina Aguilera bugger you?

A disturbing question I asked Chris walking home in a drunken state.

Would you let Christina Aguilera bugger you with a strap on?

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Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?

When you work at a fast food restaurant, if a foxy chick orders a milkshake, you are supposed to ask, "Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?"

"Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?" means "Would you like me to cram my peter into that sexy little body of yours?"

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i would rather eat my own toe

A very good phrase to use when you dont want to do something

Person one: Hey will you go out with me?

Person two: Ummm well to be quite honest with you i would rather eat my own toe!

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If life was fair there would only be one bra size

What my grandmother told me every time I complained about something that was unfair.

If life was fair there would only be one bra size.

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I would like to puchase a hunk of cheese

What I say to people in D&D.

Zyngar:"I would like to puchase a hunk of cheese".
Some guy:"That will be one SP".

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