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louisiana train whistle

A sexual act in which helium is pumped into the rectum of someone. Once the colon is filled with helium, the "whistler" then sucks the gas out of the sphincter, and procedes to talk in a high pitched voice.

The addition of Cajun seasonings to the asshole causes this act to be known as a "Cajun-Louisiana Train Whistle."

Suzie couldn't quite laughing after Frank gave her a rather exhilirating Louisiana Train Whistle; his high-pitched joked afterwards was even funnier.

by The Gapist March 28, 2007

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Louisiana Hot Link

When you take Tabasco sauce, squirt it on your dick, and use it for lube for anal sex.

Shane: Dude, this chick I was banging asked me to put hot sauce on my dick..

Ryan: Yeah... You've never heard of a Louisiana Hot Link?

by gizm0duck April 4, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Louisiana Log Jammer

An extremely well thought out sex act that requires advance planning. You begin by dropping a medium to large sized deuce in the toilet. Take said deuce out of the toilet, wrap it in saran wrap and put it in the freezer for 6 hours. After the deuce is thoroughly frozen, take it out and give it to your girlfriend. She then takes the deuce and proceeds to masturbate with it. As the deuce thaws, it slowly deteriorates and clogs up her pussy... hence the log jamming action.

Damian1381 convinced his girlfriend to take part in a Louisiana Log Jammer session with him. Three days later, she came down with a yeast infection.

by Hot Carl in Damian's mouth June 26, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Louisiana Windshield Wiper

The act of cumming on someones glasses, and then wiping with your shit covered ass hair

hey i gave dave a louisiana windshield wiper yesterday

by wtfmeinda ass May 15, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


louisiana hot pocket

For a man to take a shit in a girl's vagina.

He had himself a Louisiana hot pocket last night. *wink wink*

by Maggie Cunningham September 1, 2006

359๐Ÿ‘ 181๐Ÿ‘Ž


Louisiana Spicy Chili

a sex act so depraved and vile, you would only see it on urban dictionary
for couples looking to enhance their sex life because normal sex just doesnt do it anymore
when one partner lays down with her ass/ vagina spread open, and the other partner takes an uncapped water bottle filled with chili and jams it up her orifice, then he squeezes out the substance inside of her. then they have sex using that orifice and then the guy cums inside and they change positions to where that the woman's ass/ vagina is on the guys mouth, and then the women presses out the vile substance into the man's mouth, and then they french kiss until its all gone.

i was hungry and wondering where the all the chili was, but then i soon discovered my roomate was doing the Louisiana Spicy Chili with his girlfriend. i almost puked out of my ass because it was so nasty.

by o.z. tha o.g. September 18, 2010

18๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Louisiana Barn Fire

After putting on a condom, take a bottle of Louisiana Hot Sauce (has to be Louisiana in order to fit the name)and pour it all over your dick, and then you proceed to stick your dick in the girl's ass, causing a burining sensation, much like a barn fire.

Dude, I totally gave that broad a Louisiana Barn Fire last night, i was wasted.

by LawlessCollege September 4, 2009

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