money mitch

A money fiend that’ll do anything for a dime or rack. They’ll sell out they own blood and homies for some bread

Tyler: damn Alan you a fuckin money Mitch bro stop selling yo mom old rings

Alan: nah bro I’m good u tweakin dawg

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mitching

When somebody bitches outrageously and frequently about apple products until they go into an endless loop of rage and pass out.

Person A: I-Phones suck!
Person B: Graarrrrggg! I-Phones don't suck! I-Phones are cool! I-Phones and I-Pads! I-Phones don't suck!
Person C: Wow, that guys really mitching!

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Mitch Hedberg

The beest fuckin comedian.Everyone loves him....including trevor lowden

Trevor Lowden loves mitch hedberg...so d MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE

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Mitching out

To zone out, forget where you are and what you're doing, staring blankly into space, à la Mitch McConnell

Dude you got so high last night, after that last hit, you were mitching out for like 10 minutes straight.

Mitch moment

Mitch moment is when someone says something Mitch would say.

“I don’t make the rules, I shit in the sink. Gang💯“ - Mitch moment

Mitch Moment

When there is a person named mitch and someone says Mitch Moment

Hey this is truly a Mitch Moment

Mitch Marner

hottest man alive. Hes a skilled player on the NHL's Toronto Maple Leafs but like hes hot

you see mitch marner? He made me so wet.

Yeah! he made my dick hard