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A person names Tom says something but nobody asked him. Happens a lot in 4t.
Tom: "Ayo I ate gum before I came to school".
Person #1 "Tom nobody asked".
When you're angry at the person who has wronged you and is not worth addressing properly at that moment. It is almost like the "Bye, Felicia" phrase but is a bit more disrespectful in both a formal and informal setting (professional and/or public). Concept is still the same.
Friend: You alright?
You: I was, but now I'm not.
Friend: Why?
You: Ask that one right there.
Co-worker 1: Did you drink my cranberry juice?
Co-worker 2: Wait, that was your cranberry juice?
Co-worker 1: I'm asking you about it, so...
Co-worker 2: How was I supposed to know it was yours?
You: Hey guys! Huh...what's going on?
Co-worker 1: Ask that one right there.
Manager: Why did you leave late last night? You are thirty minute overtime.
You: Ask that one right there.
One of the worst comebacks you could ever do.
Person A: Hey did you guys play That South Park videogame? It’s so good
Person B: Did I ask?
Person A: The world doesn’t revolve around you Fuck face
The most overrated comeback EVER.
Person 1: I like pickle sandwiches.
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: No, but do I care if you don't?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Exactly.
They simply didn’t ask
Mia: I got the PS5
Hector: DiD i AsK
Mia: No but you took the time to respond 😗✌🏽
Valerie: I got a bf
Hector: DiD i AsK
Valerie: No but you’re just jealous you can’t get into one relationship🙄🤚🏽
The most popular, boring, generic comeback in the history of comebacks. Literally everyone uses this comeback.
You: Your mom left you cause your a mistake!
?: Did I ask?
A comeback to basically anything and a mood killer
Person 1: i won my basketball game today. Person 2: Did I ask