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someone that is black and jewish
Slash is a burnt bagel
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A bagel, donut or other similar baked product that has been used for sexual purposes by a male. Even ye olde loaf of bread can be made into an Aids Bagel.
Neptuneman675 : Dude, I just fucked a loaf of bread.
JhiroJihzo : Zomg, dude, stop fucking making aids bagels.
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A loud fat jewish, slouch bastard who thinks he's better than everyone, but sucks a lot of booty holes.
Gurmit thinks he's cool but he's really a Bagel Meister!
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To make a commitment to another person knowing that you will not keep it.
A person that pledges to provide a reward for outstanding performance, but never delivers the reward.
That dude Blankenship is such a bagel promiser!
I just bagel promised that I would buy lunch for the team so they would work late.
See also - bageled and Great Canadian Promise
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Undercover Bagel, or "UCB" for short, is a term used for a jewish person with a non-jewish sounding name.
Not to be confused with "Pizza Bagel" - a person that is both jewish and italian.
Did you see the size of John Smith's nose?
He's an undercover bagel.
Oh, that explains it.
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To shit in a girl's pussy after completing intercourse; i.e. topping her bagel.
Last night I had amazing sex with this really hot girl! After I came, I turned around and gave her a Ted Bagel to top it all off.
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The act of ejaculating on a woman's behind as she lies on her stomach, then rubbing the ejaculate across her butt cheeks with the tip of your penis. The end result being that her butt cheeks are covered in a glaze which depending on nationality may in fact resemble a glazed plain bagel.
As Julie lie on the bed near the window, John stood in awe as the glazed bagel he had just given Julie was twinkling in the moonlight ever so beautifully.
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