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someone that is black and jewish
Slash is a burnt bagel
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A bagel, donut or other similar baked product that has been used for sexual purposes by a male. Even ye olde loaf of bread can be made into an Aids Bagel.
Neptuneman675 : Dude, I just fucked a loaf of bread.
JhiroJihzo : Zomg, dude, stop fucking making aids bagels.
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A loud fat jewish, slouch bastard who thinks he's better than everyone, but sucks a lot of booty holes.
Gurmit thinks he's cool but he's really a Bagel Meister!
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To make a commitment to another person knowing that you will not keep it.
A person that pledges to provide a reward for outstanding performance, but never delivers the reward.
That dude Blankenship is such a bagel promiser!
I just bagel promised that I would buy lunch for the team so they would work late.
See also - bageled and Great Canadian Promise
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when you mistake a bagel for a toilet and take a shit in it, then you put your unattended cock in the hole because besides your and it has no where else to go.
man last night i had bagel shit, i don't know why I just woke up with cum and shit all over my stomach and balls.
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A young, attractive female. Similar to the term "stud-muffin" for men.
Back at the height of her popularity, a lot of young men fancied Cindy Lauper. Cindy was a true babe-bagel.
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To shit in a girl's pussy after completing intercourse; i.e. topping her bagel.
Last night I had amazing sex with this really hot girl! After I came, I turned around and gave her a Ted Bagel to top it all off.
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