bark eater

The Lowest form of redneck

By looking at his trailer they knew he was a bark eater.

Crotch Bark

The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.

Oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.

Butter Brickle Bark

Butter Brickle Bark (known as Banksoopy Brickle in slang terms) is a fattening, dark chocolate, frozen treat that is best served with a glass of warm milk

I can’t believe that student Nathan was able to beat Senator PT in the contest! He deserves some butter brickle bark.

my dogs are barking

My feet are hurting/tired.

I just worked a 12 hour shift, my dogs are barking.

Arkansas Barking Spider

To pass gas, Fart

joe: passes gas
pete: what the hell was that?
joe: must have been an Arkansas Barking Spider

Dogs are gonna bark

Haters are gonna hate ...
Its a quote from The Janoskians.

It means that people are gonna do what they want. And don't worry about it!

Live your life!

You: That boy just called me a Bitch
Me: yeah, dogs are gonna bark

Luke: These boys hate us.
Beau: i know, but dogs are gonna bark

midnight bark brigade

The nightly phenomenon of all the neighborhood dogs barking as a unified body, insuring that none of us are successfully sleeping.

Hark, I hear the midnight bark brigade as it brings me from my nightmare!