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This is used in forums and can be said aloud if you'd like. It is told to drama queens and people generally being overly dramatic. It can also be said if people are talking for themselves to be heard and aren't contributing to anything when they're speaking/typing.
Jessica: So I bought three barbie dolls and then I combed their hair for six hours. They're really pretty just like me. I wish somebody would love me.
Arthur: Tell it to your blog
Jessica: What's that mean?
Arthur: Look it up on urban dictionary you overdramatic (expletive).
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As if you were writing a letter about a terrible fail that just happened to Failblog.org.
Similar to saying "Dear Penthouse Forum..." after something very sexy had just occurred, like sleeping with two unbelievable girls at one time.
Man 1: "Dude, this six hour trip to see Ozzfest was totally wicked and fucked up cause it took so long, but we are finally here bro! Hey, get out the tickets, the ticket taker is right over there."
Man 2: *checks pockets* "Dear FAIL Blog..."
Man 1: "YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
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Blogging While Working (BWW) is the act of, well, blogging at work. Companies may see this as reason enough to fire you, especially if you are divulging trade secrets.
Dave: Angie got fired for BWW.
Jesse: She was a big white woman?
Dave: No, she was blogging while working.
Jesse: Ahhh.
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T-shirt blogging
Word: t-shirt blogging
Pronunciation: 'tE-"sh&rt 'bläg*ing
Function: noun
Function: verb
1. To get your opinions out there in the public discourse by wearing them on your shirt. Similar to bumper sticker activism.
Gilbert: Wendy's "The only Bush I trust is my own" shirt is sweet.
Mack: Yeah, she's been T-shirt blogging a lot these days.
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a website for right-wing neo-nazi egotists, run by such a person who is also a capitilist
the real CEO is someone called "flylady", whilst Anal Levy is her lapdog
one of the best sites on the internet if you want to see people denied their right of free speech, nepotism, and people who don't have a clue about how to run a company
robyn: id host a show on blog talk radio simon, but im not a racist capilist who hates freedom of speech
simon: but i hate non-americans and love people who deny others their rights then pat each other on the back
robyn; if you're that derived of being human, then they may offer you a management position then especially if youre nepotist too
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Is said when a user from a forum begins to rant about something that should be said on a blog.
Person 1: I'm tired of everyone using memes, like grow up?
Person 2: aint ur blog lad
Whether a professional or amature; a Blog Brad Pitt or BBP is a person that is themselves very ugly, but chooses to point out any and all flaws in other people. An example of a BBP is Perez Hilton; who is a celebrity blogger that writes unfunny comments over celebrity photos. Perez himself is extremely ugly, but he blogs about the flaws; even minor flaws, of celebrities. He will point out the smallest of wrinkles or pockets of body fat, which just furthers the impossible standard of beauty that both men and women are forced to deal with on a daily basis. So a Blog Brad Pitt makes foolish, inconsiderate comments about someone else's looks, when they have nowhere near a Brad Pitt-Type model look. Most, if not all of these comments are made over the Internet through Blogs and Forums; where a person can bash someone else from safely behind a computer screen.
(Man 1) Holy crap man did you see those bikini photos of Mandy Moore?! (Man 2) F**K Yeah! She looked thick! But that stupid Blog Brad Pitt said she looked fat! (Man 1) Fat? what? Because she's not 82 pounds?! (Man 2) Yeah but you should have seen the blogger. The guy was 400 pounds with a total Meth Face!! He must not have a mirror.
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