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Combination of the Grumpy Munchkin and the Blumpkin.
When a woman sits on toilet and takes a shit while a guy sits in her lap and shits into the toilet while the girl is reaching around with her mouth and giving him a blowjob.
Woman has to be on the bottom incase of horrendous taco shits.
Female flexibility is key!
Big Cat: Hey you know that really skanky waitress from that restaurant.
Little Cub: yeah. What about here?
Big Cat: Big Cat totally got the Grumpy Blumpkin from her.
Little Cub: NFK
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This is similar to the glorious art of a blumpkin, but in this particular case the girl is the one who is on the toilet, either pooping or urinating, preferably urinating since girls don't poop, and the man is standing up in front of her while she is sucking his cock. You may also refer to this thrilling maneuver as an "oppo-blump" since it's pretty much the opposite of a blumkin.
Listen Taylor, I dont care that you're in the bathrooom, I bought you lunch so you better give me a cincinnati blumpkin, bitch!
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the act of ejaculating during oral copulation whilst breaking a most foul wind. its a blumpkin without all the fecal mess!!
It's the beantown blumpkin! Consume a large plateful of beans and give your body time to create the methane. Your lover will enjoy the rich aroma of molasses beans garlic and ass!
while watching a red sox game i ate a can of b&m beans. two hours later my colon and my cock exploded in a really windy blumpkin! now thats was wicked great!
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The Giga Blumpkin is an advanced form of the sexual position known as the Blumpkin.
During a standard Blumpkin a person using a toilet receives fellatio from a person kneeling in front of the toilet being used.
A giga blumpkin involves additional steps which allow both participants to use the toilet at the same time.
1- Remove the toilet tank cover from the top of the toilet .
2- The person to receive fellatio sits on the toilet tank with their anus slightly off center of the main valve so when they defecate, their feces does not hit any of the vital flushing equipment.
3- The person performing fellatio then sits on the toilet facing the tank. This will allow them to also defecate in the toilet as well as urinate.
Both individuals can now defecate into the toilet while the person sitting on the toilet tank can receive fellatio.
4-When the person defecating into the toilet tank is finished defecating, the toilet can then be flushed. If the feces in the toilet tank does not flush into the tank drain, the handle of a plunger can be employed to push the feces into the toilet tank drain to clear it.
5- A toilet tank cake or 4oz of bleach can be put in the tank after flushing so future flushes do not contain the smell of feces.
6- After the giga blumpkin is completed and the toilet tank has been cleared of feces, the toilet tank lid should be put back on the toilet.
Jennifer gave Dave a giga blumpkin.
Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit, smoking a crack pipe.
" Did anyone see where the pipe went?"
" Oh Josh took it in the bathroom. Shannan's giving him a Smokin Blumpkin"
when you go ass to mouth with a girl.
then as you start to ejaculate in her mouth you pinch off your urethra then turn the girl around and ejaculate on her back. then proceed to rub your semen on her back with your penis. all of this happening while you are defecating in your toilet.
man1: hey what did you do last night with that girl?
man2: that girl and I did batman blumpkin
The master of Blumpkins
Receives the most Blumpkins
Has the best Blumpkin stories
Can use Blumpkin as a noun, verb, adjective
Christian is the king of blumpkintown
Rob is a Blumpkin protegee
Dom gives Blumpkins while fondeling himself
Everyone wants to be King Blumpkin