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A razor blade, approximate 3 inches in length, meant specifically for the care and weeding of the cornhole.
Guy 1: You're gonna shave w/ the same razor you use to clean your ass?
Guy 2: Nah, that's what my butthole razor is for!
The excretion of fiery, explosive diarrhea after one has ingested massive amounts of Taco Bell.
Guy #1: Dude we shouldn't of had so much Taco Bell!
Guy #2: You're telling me, I still have a terrible case of the Chimichanga Butthole.
A doughnut, usually iced, with pumpkin spice filling visible from one side, resembling a puckered or partially prolapsed anus.
Our teacher brought us pumpkin buttholes for doing well on our exams.
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The act of getting as close as possible to a strippers ass that when you blow on it, she can feel it. Usually followed by a giggle or confused look by the stripper.
Yo Chuck, Mike and I are gonna go blowing on buttholes tonight. You wanna roll with?
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When one goes to shit, but only farts.
I went to take a shit, but it turns out I have a Bluffing Butthole.
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A jerk that takes all the kids candy, per jimmy kimmels request
There is only wrappers in here you turkey butthole.
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When you’re wipping or cleaning you’re ass crack and you’re finger slips in your ass hole.
Oh shit the toilet paper ripped and I pulled a butthole browning.
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