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1. When a male orgasms so intensely that his testicles are blasted out of his body via the urethra alongside the ejaculate, much like a massive cannon being fired.
Matt's dick cannon last night left him tired and possibly infertile.
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1. place your partner on their shoulders, preferably with some sort of back support. your partner's ass should be in the air.
2. straddle your partner's ass and shove your balls - ONLY your balls - into your parnter's asshole. (this may be painful on the balls, depending on the elasticity of the currently penetrated asshole)
3. with an erection, and while your balls remain in your parnter's asshole, slowly rotate around your partner making cannon noises, much like a the turret of a tank. Onomatopoetic words, such as "boom" and "chk-burrgh* are appropriate.
"Holy Christ, this ass cannon is doing some serious damage!"
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n. Slang term for a black man ejaculating during sex, usually accompanied by a loud moaning sound. Also refers to an energy blast performed by Captain Ginyu in DBZ.
v. The act of performing a milky cannon.
"Imma blast you with my milky cannon!"
"Ohh... MILKY CANNON!"
"I'll bet he's gonna milky cannon her."
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Queef-cannon (NOUN): a vulgar, slang term for a nauseatingly filthy vagina.
Armando: You were pretty wasted last night...did you get lucky?
Jimbo: Nope...I projectile vomited after Cheryl whipped out her queef-cannon. Thankfully, I passed out shortly afterward.
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Blasting the shit/skid marks off of the toilet with a stream of piss. Only a guy has a piss cannon
Jimmy 'da ballscratcher took a dump and when he went back later there were skid marks in the toilet, so he whipped out his piss cannon and blew them off the bowl.
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1) A penis after having rough sex until the skin becomes raw and chaffed.
2) A penis covered with menstrual fluid from having sex with a woman on her period.
1) After 3 hours of sex with Mike, Andy had a rusty cannon
2) For a week each month Jenny is a bitch and Thad has a rusty cannon
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When you have consumed large amounts of food that turns your shit into a liquidy substance and you are able to spew massive amounts of liquid shit from your ass in bursts of atleast 5 seconds
Tom had an Ass Cannon stream that was 7 seconds long.
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