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Catch and Release

When you have been tied down to a girl so long that you need to play the field and sniff the fresh muff. However, you merely escalate it to the point of hooking up and then release her before anything physical occurs. Hence, Catch and Release.

Go out with your boys. Sniff around, maybe even get a booty dance. Get her number, delete it, and then go back home to your girl. Catch and Release.

by DawgFace12 December 12, 2015

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


catching a greaser

Stepping in dog shit.

There's nothing worse than catching a greaser in the snow.

by security dan March 26, 2009

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Catch case

When a person older then consenting age could get a case (by police) for trying to secure someone younger

Man 1: β€œRahhh, Latisha’s looking fire over there!”

Man 2: β€œyeh I know man, ain’t she like 15 though?”

Man 1: β€œoh shit yeh, I ain’t gonna catch case”

by Badddbihhhh July 7, 2018

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


catch ghost

its time to leave; go

i gotta catch ghost;it's time to catch ghost

by kmp June 27, 2006

19πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


playing catch

To open your mouth wide,closing eyes and hoping you dont get full facial, and..for some of you..pretending you like it.

"open up and say AHHH???..

*gulp*

by ChristinaG August 4, 2005

14πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Catch-22

catch-22 has 3 definitions
1. A situation where both choices would have negative impacts on oneself.
2.An excellent and witty book about WWII
3.A extremely awesome ska band.

one:Dude, what a catch-22 we're in!
two:did you read that excellent book, Catch-22 yet?
Three: Sweet man! I'm going to the Catch-22 concert this april!

by Rudycan't fail March 11, 2005

143πŸ‘ 88πŸ‘Ž


Catch and Release

A port-o-john user's key to survival.

The user carefully hangs several strips of toilet paper from the toilet seat into the port-o-john, creating a dangling basket, also known as the "crap trap". The user then rests his derrière on the seat and begins to void his bowels in comfort, knowing the threat of a geyser shooting straight up his mud canal has been mitigated by the hanging "shit swing". This completes the the first part of the process known as the CATCH.

After the poo purge is complete, the user then simply leans forward, allowing the basket to fall to its inevitable doom in the blue waters below, and thus completing the last part of the process known as the RELEASE.

Note: This method was created and perfected in rather austere conditions and has proven to be an invaluable tool in one's survival of plastic public toilets.

They had just emptied the port-o-let. I was in a rush but I should have used the catch and release method... When my crap hit the pool below, a minty fresh blue stream shot right up my butthole, leaving me shaking in the fetal position on the plastic floor. It was as though i had just experienced my first bout with prison sex.

by M@dm@n March 1, 2012

21πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž