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fruity pebbles marinated in milk overnight. A frequent delicacy of kids in logansport with single moms
Hey babe that was a great dinner! I have some great logansport cereal that’s been sitting overnight for desert.
when someone has a concave chest. Resembling a cereal bowl
that kid over there with the short bus has a CEREAL BOWL chest! hee hee
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Used to be what the cool kids said in school, but then the nerds took it over. Meaning: Are you serious??
Cool kid: eh mah gawd I saw an adorable guy yesterday in the hall way!!
Nerd: Are you cereal??!
Cool Kid: Don't try to be cool, k?
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the best cereals in the world! famous for the cocoa pebbles and honey bunches of oat!
Dad: What did you eat for breakfast?
Son: honey bunches of oat!
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Attention all avid cereal eaters. You may think you have it figured out, eating your favorite brand of cereal the same way every time, but I am here to tell you there is a better way.
There are many different methods to eating cereal. A popular approach is to make a horizontal wall of dry cereal, with the milk covered cereal closest to you. As time goes by this wall of crunchy cereal slowly recedes. Most of the time by the end of the bowl there is a large amount of soggy cereal left at the bottom no matter how careful you are.
With this new revolutionary method known as the "Cereal Eclipse" all your cereal eating problems will be solved. Plus friends will be impressed by unique the eclipse shape.
To pull off this impressive feat it just take a little bit of practice. Start off by making sure to pour the correct amount of milk. Too much and your cereal will be too soggy, too little and there won't be enough milk. Once your cereal is ready use your spoon to horizontally plunge about a third of the cereal (horizontally) into the milk. Eat a good amount of this. Then begin to dig straight into the middle of this wall of cereal, not the sides. As the shape of the wall begins to become circular you will notice there is a large amount of dry, crunchy cereal waiting in reserve along the edge of the far side of the bowl, forming an eclipse shape. As you finish the cereal you can collapse the eclipse and enjoy fresh, non-soggy cereal.
Enjoy.
Cereal Eclipse
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Leader of the famous Shadow Wulf Syndicate
1.co-leader, leader of the shadow wulf syndicate
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Uninteresting and prolonged jizz, cum, ejaculate, sperm or semen when the man ejaculates after a long time of no sexual activity that does not involve friction on the male genitals thus, causing no heat. Therefore the ejaculate is cold and clumpy.
Originated from Yelawolf's new song "Good Girl" (ft. Poo Bear) on his new album "Radioactive":
"But you don't wanna see me go/Even though I'm only giving you dick and cold cereal/So you must have a thang for Lucky Charms/All the bad girl in you just fell in my lucky arms"
Bro #1: Bro, last night I gave her a bowl of 'cold cereal' because all we did was oral sex and ended it with a long make out session.
Bro #2: Sucks for her (no pun intended)
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