channel 666

channel 666 is a TV station that if left on for 24 hours will cause the apocalypse this has happened twice luckily it was only in new york and at the exact moment of George W. Bushes birth so the greater evil of NY and GWB stopped the end from happening. some claim that this was also broadcast with a much more mild effect into the brain of Hitler by radio

dude the TV has been on channel 666 for 22 hours and my pants are on fire and the house is full of lava and i feel like strangling Jesus WERE IS THE REMOTE.

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flipping the channels

When a male participates in sexual activities, including foreplay, sex, or oral sex, with 4 or more females which are below his standards. This usually occurs when one is desperate for any sort of action due to one being extremely horny and is followed by depression brought on by being made fun of for your actions.

Sometimes pronounced with an urban street accent: flippin' da channels.

"I was just flippin' the channels at the hotel after prom with Carole, Ashley, Ana, and Megan."

"Ugh, Sunny you sick fuck where have your standards gone!? All of those girls are uglier than your mom"

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chili channel

Rectum, Anus.

Darlene likes it in the4 chile channel

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channel flicking

Done for long periods of time by teenagers aged over 15+ usually. When you are bored if you happen to be lucky enough to have sky, many teens will flick to channel 440 (MTV) and will not stop until they find a song that they like. Once they reach channel 471 (scuzz) its back to channel 440 and so the process begins over and over and over which is known as channel flcking (or hopping). Many parents do not understand the concept of channel flicking and so just leave their children to this task. Many children skip past channels vh1, vh1 clasic, classic fm and channel u on this journey. For expert channel flickers many go through the whole spectrum of sky- from channels 106- 999.

Parent - What are you doing?
Child - Channel flicking
Parent - Right then. Shall leave you to it. *walks away confsed*
Child *Smiles*

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Bristol Channel

As related to Bristols. A woman's cleavage, particularly a large example thereof.

I'd like to sail my Battleship into her Bristol Channel

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channel stroking

When you are stroking your mans member while he is surfing thru cable channels

I was Channel Stroking my guy while he was searching cable for something to watch.

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fuse channel

it's just fucking Mtv all over again

SuCK DICK FAGGOTS

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