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Chew the foreskin

Variation of chew the fat. Used openly by gentiles or in secret by Jews to describe any non-kosher discussion. For example, how tasty Julia Louise-Dreyfus is, or why Palestinians could be considered human.

“Oy vey, Efrayim. That Elaine. Every time I watch Seinfeld, her tuckus makes me crazy.”
“Why chew the foreskin you shmuck? You’ve always been a meschugener.”

by Itoldyadontfuckwitme December 30, 2019

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Charleston chew

Shitting in someone's mouth and then fucking that shit hole until you fill it with cream. Hence creating a Charleston chew.

Chad shat in my mouth and proceeded to fuck it until he cream filled the center and created a Charleston chew in my mouth.

by Thps44 July 20, 2015

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chew mooch

One who always mooches a dip off another person but never has any to share with any one else.

Man, that alex kid is such a chew mooch

by kevinhasahugeasswang June 5, 2007

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chew gash

eating pussy

I chewed her gash

by Conan September 7, 2003

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chew a brick

a practice promoted by neds as an alternative for getting the shit kicked out of your face.

are you looking at me or chewing a brick? because either way you're going to get a broken jaw!

by freshco May 2, 2005

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Charleston Chew

A Charleston Chew is the name of the sexual act wherein the man slaps his partner's face with his member. While their are other names for this act it is the Charleston Chew that has become the term most applied.

It is thought that the term came to be when Lord Charleston mentioned in his journal documented that he had performed such an act, with the intent of seeking counsel due to his feelings that it may have been demeaning or provoked the wrath of God. Once he confessed to the Church he was sentenced to ninety days in state prison but reclaimed his rank and title upon his return.

What is even more uncertain is when the 'chew' suffix was attached. Most likely it originated when the partner being given the Charleston also stimulated the glans orally, giving rise to the implication of the member as a 'sweet' or 'tootsy-pop'. Charleston Chew is therefore how it is referred to.

'I shagged my wife last night then finished off by giving her a Charleston Chew the kinky minx'

'Hey dude look at her!'
'Man I bet she loves a good Charleston'

by Adrian Sheperd October 26, 2007

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Charleston Chew

when you ravage a vagina so viciously, all you have left to F--- is the meat between the butt and the cunt. The butt cunt

Wow, she has a sloppy charleston chew

by DOUCHEY December 1, 2004

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