One who swallows semen during fellatio.
Bill was awarded the choad slurper of the year award by the homosexual adult industry association.
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While holding the penis perpendicular to the body a group of men attempt to supress their errections while flicking each other repeatedly on the testicles
Dude are you coming to dereks choad bashing this weekend
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A group of loser guys with nothing better to do than create stupid assanine stuff on xanga.
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Lucy dumped Bruce because he had such a serious case of toad choad.
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It's similar to a Cocknozzle. It's what you call somebody who acts like a "know it all", and in most cases, is wrong more often than not.
Guy 1 - Hey, did you guys hear that earthquake in China was a 7.9 on the Richter scale?
Guy 2 - It was actually a 9.5.
Guy 1 - Shut the fuck up you Choad Wart, I heard on CNN it was a 7.9.
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Anger which may be exhibited by a female whenever she discovers that a potential sexual partner has small genitalia.
Matt and I almost had sex last night, but one look at what he was packing and my choad rage got the best of me.
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A choad Charmer is a fictioal personal hygiene product used to prevent excessive odor from the choad, bifkin, grundle or taint. May also be called the taint tamer.
Man my ball sack sure is rank. I shure wish that someone would come out with a deoderant for your taint. Maybe they could call it the choad charmer!
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