The act of playing hours and hours of Call of Duty to the point where you care about nothing else, including friends, partying, and communication with other human beings.
Tim: "Dude, instead of going to Kelly's party last night and getting shwasted, I stayed home Sucking COD for 17 hours!"
Tim's Friend: "Dude, you really need to stop sucking COD its bad for you".
When a man's testicles give off a fishy odor
"Dude you have a serious case of cod pouch"
"Sorry! I haven't showered in a while!"
A term chavs use which means bullshit
Guy 1 : she shagged my brains out last night
Guy 2 : chat cod
- a very large person, place or thing.
1) That snake was a Cod Dinger!
2) Did you see the size of that Cod Dinger?
The kid that stole his mom's credit card to buy the game. He starts playing the game having a 0.50 kd and plays the game everyday he gets home. He goes into the gamechat and mature gamers tell him his mother is a whore and is threaten to kys. He loves to brag when he gets a 20 kills after 600 games and usually gets wrecked by every other kid in his school. He also listens to x when he breaks up with his girlfriend who looks like a horse with acne. He also argues in school why ps4 is the best console in the world and record himself telling youtubers to kill themselves then their subs send death threats to him but he doesn't care and when he tries to apologise he makes his voice deep.
I found the biggest cod squeaker i know goes to my school and found out he dated an ugly girl for 5 mins and then listening to x songs and Juice world songs.
It's going to be hot outside, so you ladies should probably bring some extra cod fillets to swap out during the day.
as the name suggests, to be slapped, struck or smacked in the gooch with a living or dead cod
Bill: Fuck man, I need some ice for my freshly codded-gooch
Frank: Yeah man, some homeless guy gooch-codded me into next week yesterday