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The body-vibrating sensation you get after drinking 3+ cups of straight coffee. The symptoms can range from involuntary foot-tapping to vibrating like a back massager.
I had the coffee shakes so bad this morning I stuck my toothbrush up my nose.
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It looks like that fellow's coffee crumpet has taken a firm pummelling.
Have you seen the size of that coffee crumpet?
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The name for the sleeve that goes around your handle-less paper coffee cup to insulate the drinker's hands from hot coffee.
Similar to how a latex condom is designed to protect you from sexually transmitted diseases the "coffee condom" is designed to protect your hand from the hot cup of coffee.
Do you need a coffee condom for that cup?
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The imminent poop that is brought on by drinking your first cup of coffee in the morning.
I had a large latte on my way to work, now I have to go drop an Apres-Coffee
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A person who constantly spills coffee due to carelessness. They often have coffee stains on the inside of their car, countertops, desks, books, and carpets. A coffee clutz also tends to not clean up the mess they made, due to the fact that they can't handle coffee without spilling/dropping it and they are generally lazy
Person A: Hey, what's that brown stain on your desk?
Person B: Oh, that was from the other week from when I almost ruined my laptop from spilling coffee on it, and I guess I never cleaned up my mess.
Person A: Wow, you really area coffee clutz.
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Fecal waste that is a direct by-product of and is triggered by coffee consumption. Typically the passing of a Coffee Toffee follows a complete cup of coffee but in some the urge to defecate can become overpowering even part way through their cup.
noun: After downing a latte with her lunch, Sophie found herself holding up the restroom cue as she dumped a massive coffee toffee into her work toilet, leaving a damning skid mark in its wake.
verb: Pablo rued the day he drank 7 double espressos. Not only did he have great difficulty sleeping that night, he coffee-toffeed all afternoon, much to the disdain of his room-mates.
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Rockstar Entertainment's wardrobe malfunction.
A hack in the game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas where, after using several cheats and going through pain-staking effort, one can see GTA character Carl Johnson receive fellatio and play a mini-game of having sex with his girlfriend. The term "hot coffee" comes from the fact that, if the girlfriend enjoys herself on her date, she will invite you back to her house for "coffee."
Became a controversy due to Hillary Clinton, who called for a House vote urging the Federal Trade Commission to step in and investigate the Rockstar Entertainment "scandal." Since this happened, the ESRB has re-rated GTA:SA with an Adults Only (AO) rating (as opposed to the original Mature (M) rating), meaning that the game is not suitable for anyone under the age of 18. This has caused stores like Best Buy and Wal Mart to yank the game off of shelves, as most electronics stores have a policy that does not allow the sale of AO games.
To add to the irony, law suits are now starting to rise from independent consumers who supposedly bought the game for their children (who were under the age of 17), claiming that they thought that the game was rated M and not AO (the age difference between an M and AO game is one year).
The hot coffee hack has definately taken a toll on sales, since most of the stores that used to carry GTA:SA no longer allow for its sale. On the other hand, the media attention has only served to cause greater public interest in the product, which could help in the long run.
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