Canned coochie for those ugly mistakes
If you buy canned coochie you got a shrimp.
Canned Coochie is Cheap Coochie also Just Coochie in a Can.
ALL LESBIANS ARE SWEATING ;)))))))))))) DRIP DRIP WET WET
"I like Canned Coochie."
"Really? Same."
"HANNAH SWEETY LISTEN TO ME."
A Person that believes in conserving the coochie till marriage
Ethan: Hey Fred have you and Ann had intercourse with your genitals yet?
Fred: No! I’m a Coochie Conservationist
Ethan: oh ok Fred I hope her juices are fermenting nicely 😀
When the Coochie smells like fish, burns, and itches all at the same time. Someone may have what is called ‘coochie itch’. This pleasure is often found in women who sit on multiple penis’.
That one girl Ashlyn got coochie itch from all of the dick she sits on.
dick cheese, except for people with vaginas
Don’t forget to clean your vagina to avoid getting coochie curds!
When you stick your girl in the oven at 350 degrees and she turns into dust, then you rebuild her and then she wants to have sex with you
Boy: Hey babe you wanna try the coochie cracker
Girl: Sure why not, It sounds fun
Boy: *throws girl in oven*
Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF