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What lactose intolerant people actually have although they deny it
Lindsay says she’s lactose intolerant but she’s actually just has a dairy allergy
it’s a guy thing; the boys can’t say
“yooo you just got dairy bar’d”
Wait, did you show dairy at the bar the other night?
Yeah, I got a free shirt and everything.
Wait. Did you show dairy at the bar the other night?
Yeah. I got a free shirt amd everything.
The act of jizzing into a milky drink that you are preparing for a friend or partner, and then watching them drink it.
Dude 1: Is it me or does my latte taste of the ocean?
Dude 2: Are you sure you didn't ask for non-dairy creamer?
Dude 1: Fuck, better get tested.
A term for your butthole when you are lactose intolerant.
That ice cream is gonna have my dairy door wide open all night.