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National sleep in day! Sleep in! No work, No school! No nothing!
Bro have you heard of December 1?" Nah, what is it?" National sleep in day!"
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Give someone you love you're sweater and call them heather
Guy: here take my sweater, Heather
Girl: why? My name isn't Heather?
Guy: its 3rd of December the day you give someone you love you're sweater and then call them Heather
Girl: aww thanks
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People born on this day are hopeless romantics. They love somebody but are too afraid to tell them because it would ruin their relationship.
Also all holiday shit goes on sale on that day too.
Goddammit I don't care if you were born on December 26, grow a pair and ask her out!
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a very special person was born on this day, RESPECT THAT PERSON. YOU WILL SOON REALIZE THEY MEAN THE WORLD TO YOU.
“oh, Addy was born on December 21? Dang, thats the best birthday someone could ever have”
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Slap the person you hate or an idiot day
Dude: bro I just slapped (someone’s name) because it’s December 18 slap the person you hate or an idiot day
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If your born on this day your pretty cool and I wanna be friends
Person:oh your born on December 11 that’s so cool
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December 13 is a pretty chill day to be born on, unless it’s a Friday.
Someone: yeah my birthday’s december 13
Someone else: oh cool, it’s gonna be a friday in 2019 right?
Someone: . . . Fuck.
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