(N) A vagina with little to no scent or taste
"She keeps herself so clean, it's like a diet vagina down there."
The so called slimming "diet" that can sometimes be a positive side-effect when you're going clubbing/festival-ing on at least a weekly basis and taking a cocktail of hunger-reducing drugs, predominately coke and MDMA. Originating from the gay scene in the Vauxhall area of London.
"Ooohh gurl, you looking skinny as fuck, have you started gyming?!"
"Nah mate, just been on a bit of a vauxhall diet the past few weekends"
"Ooohh you coke whore you!"
The quintessential diet to put on a spare tire.
Man! Jim has really packed on those spare tires.
That is what happens when you get on a donut diet.
Eating in the modern era that we live in rather than suffering for no good reason. A diet consisting of burgers, ribs, shakes and fries. A complete rejection of fad diets like "paleo" and "gluten free". Living life like it should be lived, in the modern era.
Being on the Flintstone Diet is the only diet for me. All the other fad diets are completely ridiculous. Give me a beer with those fries please. It's okay, I'm on the Flintstone Diet, and I exercise regularly and eat in moderation, so no worries.
When you try to shed some timber and a colleague or family member asks if you fancy some cake or any other heart attack inducing snacks.
(man 1.) My healthy eating plan was going so well before some stupid cow in the office waddled in, armed with some of the finest cakes ive ever seen... i snaffled the lot...
(Man 2.) damn bitch, what a f*cking diet pirate!!
The act of waiting for diet soda foam to recede so you can pour more into the cup.
I am just making a sandwich and diet coking over here.
synonym for Staten Island, which is a lesser more suburban version of Brooklyn in NYC.
"I can't stand the fuckin traffic in Diet Brooklyn"