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An event that occurs when a Collector Drone in the video game Mass Effect 2 is possessed by Harbinger, the main villain of the game. It is one of his constantly repeated one-liners designed to intimidate you and it generally fails in that respect. Can be used to indicate that you have had your mind and body taken over by an alien consciousness.
Billy: Hey Jim, want to go to the cinema?
Jim: No i'm good.
Billy: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
Jim: Is something the matter?
Billy: YOUR FORM IS FRAGILE. WE WILL DIRECT THIS ONE PERSONALLY. WE ARE THE HARBINGER OF YOUR ASCENSION. I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS. IF I HAVE TO TEAR YOU APART SHEPARD I WILL. YOU HAVE ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF THOSE INFINITELY YOUR GREATER.
Jim: No need to be a bitch about it..
Billy: YOU HAVE FAILED.
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You don't like who One Direction is?
Excuse me while I go find a cliff to push you off.
Yeah..im just kidding..i think.
But for real now.
One Direction is a british-irish boyband
4 British: Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik, and Louis Tomlinson.
1 Irish: Niall Horan
One Direction has two albums: Up All Night and Take Me Home. Also they have a single called One Way Or Another which is a remake of Blondie's version and they created their own video for that to save money to donate to an organization for ghana and if you didnt watch that video i SUGGEST YOU DO RIGHT NOW!
One Direction all started in the xfactor. Then one third place and were on Simons Team..But they obviously became bigger than the other contestants lol.
The ages of the boys at the moment are:
Louis Tomlinson: 21. Birthday: December 24th
Liam Payne: 19. Birthday: August 29th
Harry Styles: 19. Birthday: February 1st
Niall Horan: 19. Birthday: September 13th
Zayn Malik: 20. Birthday: January 12th
One Direction pretty much drowns girls all over the world with feels.
No matter what they do..
They make us go "asdfghjkl"
It's hard to explain..
But warning you..once you enter the fandom they're isnt any way out.
But for real though... They really are something special. I dont know what i would do without One Direction. They're literally my world. And they don't know of my existence but i love them. A lot.
"One Direction caused me to have high standards in guys."
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(aka DFD) When a shitty instant messenger file transfer crashes halfway through leaving you empty and unsatisfied.
My MSN has direct file dysfunction.
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One direction Infection is only the best illness ever
Symptoms -
Excess Drooling, fainting and a major love for one direction; Harry styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan.
Girl: Do you have bieber fever?
Shannon Fowler: No, i have one direction infection!
Girl: omg, me too!
Shannon Fowler: I love them!
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the most powerful fandom in the world that can do literally ANYTHING. they're better than the FBI. the funniest, coolest, most amazing fandom but will destroy you if you say anything bad about one direction.
the One Direction Fandom is the best.
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A sexy British/Irish boyband created in 2010 by the judges of the X Factor UK. Members include...
-Louis Tomlinson
-Zayn Malik
-Liam Payne
-Niall Horan
-Harry Styles
Louis, Harry, and Liam are full Brits while Niall is Irish and Zayn is British and part Pakistanian. They are gorgeous boys and have won the hearts of fans (DIRECTIONERS!!!) all over the globe.
Keep calm and... OMG IT'S ONE DIRECTION!!!!
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When sporting a boner, sometimes it is more comfortable (or more ambiguous) to move it from facing downward (toward your feet) to facing upward (toward your beltline).
The Erection Direction Correction is the process of changing from one position to the other.
My boner was making a rather large bump in my pants, so I made an erection direction correction.
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