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A serious condition in which a man forgets the existence of his genitalia, specifically, his testicles. The onset of this disease usually occurs under certain circumstances. When a man is in a relationship in which his every move is controlled and dictated by his partner, he is said to carry the main symptom of Ballzheimer's Disease. During social activity with others of his gender, the victim is said to regain his lost balls, however, once his partner returns or makes her presence known, the victim quickly relapses into having Ballzheimer's. This disease is usually observed in one sided relationships, where the woman is dominant.
"Hey, what happened to John last night? We were at the bar and he got a text from katie, then left frantically saying he was gonna miss the grey's anatomy marathon."
I worry about John. I think he's developing Ballzheimer's Disease.
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When you don't wipe your ass good enough and it starts to get itchy and or bother you in some way
"Dude, McDonalds didn't have any toilet paper so I had to wait till I got home and I had a bad case of bum disease"
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A girl that's hot but you can tell she's gotten around too much.
Guy 1: "What about this chick?"
Guy 2: "Nah man she's a disease piñata if you tap that you don't know what surprises you'll get"
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A pathological inability to acquire Wheat Thins.
I got diagnosed with Horowitz's Disease and now I don't have anything to put my vegan cheese on.
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Characteristics ascribed to a princess; such as having a high opinion of one’s self, imperious or haughty behavior, eating disorders, a desire for wealth, material goods, or a financially secure marriage. Usually one's own attempt to raise their self-confidence.
Person A: Ugh, all she cares about is money and looks!
Person B: Yeah man, definitely a case of princess disease.
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Gongaware Disease
Common symptoms of Gongaware Disease include the reduction of waste, curbing costly habits, suppressing instant gratification by means of fiscal self-restraint, seeking efficiency, avoiding traps, defying expensive social norms, embracing free (as in gratis) options, using barter, and staying well-informed about local circumstances and both market and product/service realities.
Gongaware Disease in the context of certain human interaction systems, is a (genetically influenced) philosophy in which one does not trust, or is deeply wary of "expert" knowledge, often from commercial markets or corporate cultures, claiming to know what is in the best economic, material, or spiritual interests of the individual.
There are many different spiritual communities that consider Gongaware Disease a virtue or a spiritual discipline. The Religious Society of Friends and the Puritans are examples of such groups. The basic philosophy behind this is the idea that people ought to save money in order to allocate it to more charitable purposes, such as helping others in need. But, sometimes not. Sometimes just to hide it under the mattress and calling it ‘mine’ is rewarding enough to those afflicted with Gongaware Disease.
There are also environmentalists who consider Gongaware Disease to be a virtue through which humans can make use of their ancestral skills as hunter-gatherers, carrying little and needing little, and finding meaning in nature instead of man-made conventions or religion. Henry David Thoreau expressed a similar philosophy in Walden, with his zest for self-reliance and minimal possessions while simply living in the woods.
Endemic to much of Pennsylvania. Probably Genetic.
Probably infectious. Persons in close proximity to those infected with Gongaware Disease will see a rise in their net worth.
"He has Gongaware Disease"
Girl #1 "My boyfriend took me to the Costco for Pizza, and he used a coupon!"
Girl #2 "He must have Gongaware Disease, there is no cure for that."
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A painful inflammation of the scrotum, caused by a fungus resulting from poor hygiene. Also known as "Rancid Nutsack".
Some professionals insist that it is NOT caused by poor hygiene, but by poor mental processes, as exhibited by members of the Tea Party.
The Fox News host was clearly agitated, possibly as a result of his Breitbart's Disease.
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