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A devastating mythical creature, only ever seen at moments of peak inebriation. The Chunder Dragon is unstoppable, possessing it’s victims at will. Tell tale signs of possession include forcing out a massive uncontrollable stream of alcoholic vomit, whilst flapping ones arms like a dragons wings.
Never attempt to fight the Dragon. He is stubbornly persistent and has been known to follow victims for hours. The only way to beat him is to let him in.
The Chunder Dragon comes to town
DUR DUR DUR DUR
It’s quite a show don’t raise a frown
DUR DUR DUR DUR
You better watch out when he goes to ground
DUR DUR DUR DUR
Blaaaaaaaarrrrtrrrggghh
an invisible creature that lives in belly buttons. It roams
while people are dressed and makes nests in the belly button with excess
lint.
This Lint dragon makes a new nest in my belly button almost every
day !
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Noun: An untimely and unexpected erection.
Juan was asked to come to the head of the class, but could not because his shorts could not conceal his crotch dragon.
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The dragon prince is the most bad tushie kicking show in the mother trucking planet! IF YOU DO NOT WATCH THE DRAGON PRINCE YOU SHALL BE DISOWNED BY EVERYONE! YOUR MOTHER WILL THROW YOU THROUGH THE WINDER TOMORROW ONCE SHE FINDS OUT YOUVE NEVER WATCHED IT AND SHE WILL MOST LIKLY SIT YOU DOWN AND HOLD YOU UNTILL YOU MEMORIZE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THE EPISODES! THE DRAGON PRINCE CURES DEPERESSION MY FELLOW DWEEBS!
OH DANG!! I JUST WATCHED THE DRAGON PRINCE LAST NIGHT AND A WOKE UP REALIZEING HOW LONLY I ACTUALLY AM!
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A girl will be giving you head, right after you finish in her mouth you blow pepper in her face causing her to sneeze and the jizz to shoot our of her nose like fire from a dragon.
Jenny got a taste of the alaskan dragon today.
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When a guy gives his girlfriend a White Dragon and she counters with the Mexican Surprise.
In other words, when a girl goes down on a guy and he starts shaking her head in an attempt to get splurge come out of her nose, she sticks a finger up his ass ( either as an attempt to get the guy to stop shaking her head.... or for mutual enjoyment )
I don't know how to feel... I think I just had a Gringo Dragon.
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