dumbass boss

A boss who only knows how to use a speaker phone, can't work a copier machine, and uses phrases such as ughhhh, we need to get the billing up, and I can't afford to pay you, but look at this new Mercedes I bought.

You can't get off of work because the company needs the money? Man, you must have one dumbass boss!

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dumbass bitch

A woman who's current brain chemistry renders her irrational, angry, and prone to acts of violence
Goes crazy without any reason, incapable of cleaning up after herself and is just plain fckd

jen parnell is a dumbass bitch

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It's an alpaca, dumbass.

Used to show annoyance with somebody’s blatant stupidity. The item need not be an actual alpaca.

1) Dude, you have a camel in your backyard.
2) It's an alpaca, dumbass.

1) *points at paperclip* Look at that staple!
2) It's an alpaca, dumbass. *rolls eyes*

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Fucking Dumbass

A person who acts within the definitions of the adj form of Fuck and the noun Dumbass

Heather( zit whore), ally(a.k.a internet ID chick), ali(ugly fatty) Cheslea ( 12 year old bitch). They are all examples of being a fucking dumbass.

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Urbandictionary dumbass

An individual who leaves words and/or definitions on UD that are unintelligable, opinionated, anecdotal, an inside joke, factually incorrect, erroneous, unnecessary, poorly worded, poorly described, overcomplicated, unlikable or worst of all lacking humor or charm

Definitions left by An Urbandictionary dumbass can be found at the very back of the page with many down thumbs on them. why an editor even accepted them i'll never understand

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dumbass nathan

a dumbass nathan

hey is that dumbass nathan

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Deciduous Dumbass

Someone whose intelligence, or lack thereof, is seasonal and inconsistent. (See also perennial dumbass.)

"Sometimes they can be really smart, but other times they say the dumbest shit, you never know what you're gonna get. God, they are such a deciduous dumbass."