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In order to avoid the awkwardness of having to use a new girlfriend/boyfriend's bathroom after spending the night, one will fervently offer to run out and get breakfast. The point of which is to use the bathroom at Starbucks, McDonald's, etc.
"Hey hun, do you want me to go out and get us some breakfast?" breakfast emergency, please say yes!
"No, that's okay. I'm not very hungry."
"Are you sure? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." oh shit! please say yes, please say yes
"No, I'm sure."
"But, if you don't eat you won't have any energy today."
Listen woman, you do not want me here in 5 minutes!!
"Okay"
"Alright, I'll be back in a few." Thank you Jesus!!
Music playlist on your phone/ipod/laptop that you only play when your in a bad mood
Parent: Get up to you room right now !
Me: Time for some heavy listing from the emergency playlist
to find lovers , especially at the young adult age
Honey bees emerges and mate , after which the female will lay eggs .
a more intimidating way of saying appear
Compare:
He appears from behind the tree
He emerges from behind the tree
This is a phrase that indicates a very serious situation that is on a urgent timeline - it needs to be fixed NOW
As Ally jokingly posted a manipulated image of one of her friends appearing fatter than she was on the Gram, she recalled said friend had multiple embarrassing real images of her. So, with the urgency of an emergency tampon, she removed her post and then shared a flattering image of her friend, who was named Abby btw, and tagged it "Bad Bitch!"
When you're at the fire hall droppin a dookie, and an emergency call lights up the bell, so you gotta pinch it off, turbo wipe, and run to the rig just as they're ready to head out.
FF "Sorry guys, I was mid push and had to make an emergency shit pinch."
CAPT "Did you wipe? Holy shit that stinks!"
a type of blowjob in which you take the epipen from a femal that has a peanut allergies then you stick your penis in a jar of peanut butter then make her blow you and make her finish you off before she dies then toss the epipen at her
man last night i was chillin with my girl and she said she wanted to give me a epipen emergency