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A phrase used to question one's English skills after speaking terrible language.
Person who defined this word: "Speaking terrible language "
Reader: Do you even English?
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When something is so shocking/meaningless/senseless/retarded/random/etc, that you're left absolutely speechless.
Joe: Let's see what's good on /b/ today...
.......
Joe: What is this i don't even
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Slug and Eyedea kick ridiculous freestyles and I ain't even mad.
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Steers are castrated bulls. They sometimes try to sexually mount other cattle, even though they don't have what it takes to make anything happen. (This is much more a rural dictionary than urban dictionary item, because it only makes sense if you've actually seen it happen.)
You gave up? Man, don't you know that even a steer can try?
When you are treated with absolute top notch/above and beyond level of service or hospitality. Implying that your treatment was so good and the cherry on top was being called sir.
They gave me their best table and a round of free drinks, they even called me sir !
A statement denoting that one does not want to do or take part in a certain act. Often said to express laziness or disinterest.
Homeboy: Yo shawty, let me take you out tonight
Homegirl: (with head moving side to side) I ain't even tryin to be your girl right now!
Boss: Excuse me, you're two hours late to work today.
Employee: Shoot, i aint even tryin to be here right now!
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The most advanced and serious stage of not being able to handle or deal with something...that is generally not actually a huge crisis.
"I just spilled my coffee all over my desk again...I seriously "white girl" can't even right now. I may just have to take sick hours and leave work early today..."