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fanny fabrics

someone who buy's unessential clothing!

sabrina : 'hey look, i have just bought a bobble that matches our school uniform, isnt that great?'

Rayburn : 'fuck off fanny fabrics'

sabrina : 'ohh ok'

by Dyfrig May 11, 2010


fanny-fun

In Europe; this terminology is used in reference to the female genitalia when wanting to have sexual relations. Was also referenced in the show An Evening with Kevin Smith: London.

"Would you like a bit of fanny-fun?"

by toolnofx7 March 9, 2009


Fanny Tax

Having to pay over the odds for alcoholic beverages at a drinking establishment due to the employment of better than average looking muff.

Male 1 - You wanna go to <insert pretentious club/bar>?
Male 2 - Nah, it's like five quid a pint, I'm not paying fanny tax
Male 1 - Man, you cheap cunt

by Grimmidge May 19, 2011


Fanny Guitar

(Australia, Britain) - Female Masturbation
The act of strumming one's own female sex organs.
Often results in pain due to friction after a particulalry energetic session.

US Adaptation: Pussy Guitar

Olivia: What are you doing over there Linda?
Linda: Nothin much just playing a bit of Fanny Guitar

Ness loved nothing more after a hard days work than to strum her Fanny Guitar although the friction did cause some discomfort

by Lisa Rossi March 7, 2007

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Fanny Batter

A creamy textured gunge which is expelled from the female's delicacy.

Jenny was fired from work after she accidentally whatsapped her boss telling him she "had dipped his tuna baguette in my fanny batter"

by H:moon April 3, 2015

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Disco Fanny

The full strength flavour achieved after 6 hours on a dance floor in PVC trousers.

Check out the girl on the dance floor, she has total disco fanny.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 21, 2006

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fanny rash

A sore point for many women

Whats's red and hairy?
"Fanny rash"
Do you get it?
"Yeah"
You get fanny rash? hahahahahaha

by Edward Lyne September 7, 2005

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