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After eating large amounts of cheese balls or Cheetos and coating ones hands orange one then grabs a women by her pussy.
I finished my bag of the Cheetos the other day and decided to give the next girl I saw Trump fingers. She was shocked when I grabbed her pussy with my orange hands.
The finger clap, as opposed to clapping your hands or snapping your fingers, combines both. The index finger taps the thumb repreatedly to convey a subtle but visible expression of approval, be it sarcastic or sincere.
Julie: I got a B on my physics final.
Tonya: *finger claps*
When a person goes to itch the inside of there ass cheeks not knowing that they previously did not wiped good enough. When they pull there finger back out and look at it, it has a light brownish tint covering it from sweat and feces that resembles mustard.
Dude my asshole was itching bad. I should have done a safety swipe before i scratched it because I ended up with mustard finger.
When someone points out that you are going in the wrong direction in a Covid marked aisle. When someone points to their face that a: you are not wearing a mask, b: they are not wearing a mask as a sign of rebellion.
I was walking in the grocery store when someone gave me the Covid-Finger and looked down at the arrow letting me know that I was walking in the wrong direction!
1. Someone who has really fat fingers
Hey Dylan how do you dial a phone with those Chode Fingers.
A movie known best on newgrounds.com, adored by the masses for its strange and sick atmosphere. It features Salad Fingers and his friends in a peculiar world created in both his fantasy and weird reality. David Firth, its creator, is literally the Ernest Hemingway of Flash, and yes, kung-fu, kick ass... whatever, kids are really shallow. Joe bastard, the only way you know everything about Salad Fingers is by watching every episode, and Van Halen wears spandex. A bit suspicious, no?
"I like it when the red water comes out."
"Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo."
"It seems nettles have made the milk come out of my teat."
"I say, Milford Cubicle, would you like a warm glass of milk?"
Salad Fingers would pwn every bit of competition if entered in the Cannes film festival, I'll place money on it.
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No Finger February is a challenge for women not to finger them self for the whole month of February.
No Finger February is the parody of No Nut November.
Rules of No Finger February
no three strikes you only get one
there are no pass you fail you fail
Yo Girl you gonna do No Finger February.
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