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Being royaly fucked by an unforseen circumstances involving and of being witnessed by an elk.
Also a progressive grindcore band. (in the works)
a farmer was walking through a forest....all of a sudden he had a hoof up his ass....FISTED BY ELK!!!!
Going elbow deep in a horny, gigantic, bush-laden woman
"I took a grenade for a friend last night. I buffalo fisted the shit out of some bitch"
"I always get a bush burn on my elbow when I'm buffalo fisting. "
"Blue cheese lube is best for Buffalo Fisting "
A person who doesn't know how to punch properly with a fist.
Look at that limp-fisted MoFo.
An alternate and arguably more dignified term for "Fist Bump" in which two people 'mesh' their knuckles together when their hands are closed into fists.
Often done after accomplishing something successfully or when someone wishes to express agreement over something.
Dexter: "You suck."
Ally: "No your mom sucks!"
Toni: "Good one, fist mesh!"
When someone cuts their knuckles, then sitcks it in the vagina
I heard that emo girl bloody fists herself
When someone is taking a shit and you fist them to force the excrement back up into their sphincter
Person 1: Ugh bro I'm boutta shit my pants but there's no toilet around..
Person 2: Hold on let me give you a Murbah Fist rq
The sexual act of moulding a 20-meterboulder into your hand and chiselling it into a fist with your dick/strap-on. Then during sex, ask your partner to turn around and bend over, only to surprise them with a rusty hard rock up their sweet ass and ravage their insides with vigor and tenacity, flamboyantly shaking your fist around their insides before suddenly pulling out to let the juices flow inside-out and offer it to Lord Ochinchin.
David: I gave my girlfriend a boulder fisting for her anniversary present.
Hans: What the fuck man, you literally just obliterated her?!