Adam-Fu

The best form of martial arts, even Bruce Lee was trained in it.

Adam taught all the elite monks Adam-Fu and they all ascended.

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negro-fu

A version of kung-fu where several people gang up on someone at once. This can be physical or verbal.

If you post an unpopular opinion, don't be surprised if other posters use negro-fu and all attack you at once.

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fap-fu

The kung-fu like art of fapping. Skills related to masturbation.

I had to use my fap-fu techniques to get the ketchup out.

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Chuck Fu

The Kick Ass Kung Fu Style of Chuck Norris.

I wouldn't mess with him, He knows Chuck Fu!

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fu manchu

a kickass piece of hair on your face .. a lot of bikers and kickass ninjas have it!

uncle mike your fumanchu is rockin' like a sploosh bar!

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Si Fu

Used to describe someone who is a master at something.

Wow you're so great si fu!

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orgasung fu

orgasung fu is an ancient malaysian fighting karmasutra.

the aim of the style is not to inflict damage but to inflict PLEASURE on your opponent with an array of devistating attacks made up of a combination of pelvic thrusts and stroking.
Orgasung fu fighting is split into four cattegorys or 'stances' these are:
-Oral
-Anal
-Vaginal
-Pelvic
the combatants will fight it out untill one can no longer stand the action, the victor at this point will perform a finishing move often combining all four 'stances' in one quick movement.

"we had a hot and heavy orgasung fu session last night. he/she finished me off with a doublestrokebi-folder"

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