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Fag hag

a Woman/girl who would rather spend time with him then a straight male. She also has a best friend that is gay and the have everything in a hetro relationship except the sex part. :)

Prefect example of a Fag Hag: Cybele

by BellaDonnaC June 20, 2010


bag hag

noun. Gay man who accompanies rich women on shopping trips order to be associated with fabulous shopping bags.

I totally have to get a bag hag - I'm tired of carrying my own Gucci shopping bags.

by Garfield Park Trixie May 23, 2005


Sea Hag

A coupon clipping, gossiping, breath snapping woman who is quick to judge, bitch and freak out; usually found in packs.

Sea hags are divided into ranks; young woman start as Private Sea Hags and bitch there way to the dreaded Sergeant Sea Hag

"Brandon's sister is such a sea hag, with all the bitching she does she will make her way to Sergeant in no time."

The grocery store was having a killer sale on lemon curd, but that didn't matter to Nitz, she still bitched about it all afternoon. You just can't please that ole' sea hag.

by Mohrtician June 03, 2011


Frag Hags

Frag Hags are a group of women obsessed with perfumes, and spend 24 hours a day, 7 days a week posting about it on various internet fragrance forums such as makeupalley. They frequently brag about their obscenely huge collections, and swap decants that have been watered down with urine. Frag Hags pretend to be sophisticated Jane Austen-type heroines, however most are fat, middle aged, frumpy housewives with a PHD (Plain Highschool Diploma). They guard their perfume forums fiercely, and most newcomers are immediately pegged as trolls and kicked off the perfume boards with some 'troll spray'.

How can those Frag Hags spend 24/7 posting about Serge Lutens on mua?

The Frag Hags have clearly drunk too much perfume and their brains have become addled.

by Sillage July 28, 2006


hag along

Straight women who love gay men are called fag hags, so when these ladies follow the guys around and want to be their best friends, instead of being tag alongs, they are hag alongs.

"You guys are going to the Triangle? Can I hag along?"

"I use my hag along as a beard for Thanksgiving."

by Coell December 30, 2005


wrinkly hag

When a persons skin is so wrinkly, they are more wrinkly than a hag . It can also be used to describe an object.

“Did you see Jimmie?” “Yeah he looks like a wrinkly hag.”

"That raisin is almost as wrinkled has a wrinkly hag "

by Hoxtalicious December 01, 2016


young hag

Multiple hotties (usually three) whose ages don't total more than 66.

He deserves a young hag trick.

by Blah Blah Blah Blah June 20, 2014