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In women's prisons, the Hairy Handbag is where inmates hide their contraband. Also known as a Smelly Safe. The polite term is a vagina
I think Karen has some Heroin hidden in her Hairy Handbag
When your pubes start growing back from the Saturday night out shave.
"Oh girl, a Hairy Monday got stuck to my pad"
"I'm getting itchy, I hope it's Hairy Monday"
"I hope it's Hairy Monday and not crabs"
When a man is being treated to a Rusty Trombone by a moderately overweight woman and will not let her cease the anal cunillingis until she recites the Duke Fight Song, followed by a prompt and accurate spelling of the word Krzyewski, spoken directly into the rectum.
The bitch's below-average Rusty Trombone turned into an orgasmic Hairy Hamburg when she began to belted out a jizz-dropping rendition of "Fight Bue Devils."
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When a man shaves off part of his pubes, then dips his penis into ice water. He then rolls his penis in the shaved pubes and sticks into the butt hole.
Kaitlyn was actin up, so I gave her a Hairy Popsicle..
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A larger woman's hair covered pubic area bulges outwards creating a spherical shape. Add the vaginal slit and that area looks like hairy wedges that resemble a hair-coated beachball.
Good god - I'de hate to see her "Hairy Beachball"
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Another word for a vagina or another way one may describe a hairy vagina.
*Student caught using phone in class*
Teacher: "Give me your phone young lady!"
Student(girl): "Fuck off, you can munch on my hairy biscuit."
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Place your penis and/or balls upon the shoulder of your passed out or sleeping friend. Serves as a safer/less demeaning/more sanitary alternative to the traditional tea-bag.
"Hey, Ben's passed out in the tub with puke on his face. I want to shame him, but I'm afraid of getting vom on my balls. What should I do?"
"How about you give him the ol' Hairy Parrot instead?"
"Brilliant!"
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