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When one farts then proceeds to check their pants for a shart. Upon removal of the hand it is covered in shit, much like the hand of a pilgrim after wiping their ass.
Dude I farted yesterday and totaly pilgrim handed it!
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The definition of a white kid with a Mohawk named Jayden
“Damn, Jayden looking hella hogrida today”
“HOGRIDA”
HOGRIDA HAND 2022
Receiving a vigorous hand job but unable to nut one out. Just a lot of yanking and total regret.
Carrie finally gave me a handy last night. How was it? Not good. Totally Dry-Handed.
When you find something in common with someone else that involves your hand.
My friend: (smacks hand on table) wow it tingles
Everyone else: (smacks their hands on a table) I don’t feel anything
Me:(smacks my hand on table) wow it’s tingling!
Me and friend: we are hand twins!
Raptor hands is a position in which you hold your arms so your elbows are bent in roughly a right angle in front of you with your wrists and hands relaxed. Many autistic people naturally rest their arms in this position.
Tsuyu from My Hero Academia always has raptor hands! I wonder if she's autistic!
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to be tricky or quick with your hands like when magicians try to direct your attention to something else while they do their main trick
the elderly magician behind the counter still has the sleight of hand
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A defensive tactic in the game of basketball involving fondling the genitalia of one's opponent. This defense is best used in situations where an individual player on the opposing team is scoring repeatedly; preferably after the box-and-1 strategy has been exhausted.
After Max dropped 25 points on his team in the first half, Will resorted to the tried-and-true Faggot Hands defense. Max was subsequently limited to 4 points on 2-for-15 shooting.
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