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A term commonly used in the poorer sections of the United States to describe a regretfull or horrible incident. Usually said by someone wearing Pit Vipers and working a trade job.
Did you hear that ol'Bob got caught in the fishing trap and drowned? I guess that'll happen on those bigger jobs.
When a person is misreading a social situation. It is a quote from “Mean Girls” movie and essentially means give up or let it go or go away because it is a futile pursuit; you are deluded to continue as the other party does not agree.
Person 1 -did u hear from Emily?
Person 2- yeah... but I wish she would give up and stop trying to make fetch happen
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Something to say when you see a gorgeous woman pushing a baby stroller or carrying a child. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a hottie in the vicinity.
Opposite of I can't see how that happened.
First example:
Guy #1: Look at that MILF over there!
Guy #2: I can see how that happened.
Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can see how that happened.
Guy #1: Oh yeah, totally.
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The politically correct way of inferring that a particular person needs to 'accidentally' fly down several flights of stairs or by unfortunate circumstance wind up with a rusty teaspoon in their temporal lobe.
Guy1: Lamb of God suck man!
Guy2:... why?
Guy1: They're too popular now
Guy2: Ahhhh I see, you're an accident waiting to happen aren't you?
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Something to say when you see a particularly unfortunate looking woman with children. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a troll in the vicinity.
Opposite of I can see how that happened.
First example:
Guy #1: Oh my God, that woman hurts my eyes. How'd she get so many kids?
Guy #2: I can't see how that happened.
Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can't see how that happened.
Guy #1: Thanks, I didn't look directly.
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A person is a messed up situation in which the end result is also messed up. (Quoted from the film, "Coming To America", From when the blind man and the Seeing Eye Dog died in the room that Prince Akeem wanted to rent out.)
When Paul went to take his final exam he found out that it was yesterday, he is most defintely gonna fail this semester,Damn shame what happened to that dog.....
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What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas
('Cept Herpes, that shit stays with you for life)
Sarah: I can't remember, but I think I lost my v-card to someone last night in Vegas...
Best friend Nick, who was the one that she last her v-card to: Well honey, what happens in vegas stays in vegas. No worries.
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