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History Angel

A History Angel is someone who preserves a piece of history that would have been lost forever.

Bob is a history angel for keeping that photo album.

by Miles Bighorse January 3, 2019


living history

Living history is an activity that incorporates historical reconstructions of every aspect of everyday life into an interactive presentation that seeks to give observers and participants a sense of stepping back in time.

My hobby is living history, where I play an medieval heraut at re-enactment events.

by Stixoyxgkxtjxti January 16, 2017


relative history

The history of your blood parents, or the history of your mother and father.

My mom and dads life story, relative or relative history is relative to my life story.

by Cronic Christoph January 5, 2017


History Student

Urm well I definitely read all about it...remind me will you? What is it again?

Phil: I'm an Accounting Student because I want to help rich people

Sacha: I'm a History Student because I want to get Rudy Guilani to take his winky out on TV

by Chonk Jooper Jarke August 27, 2021


history of art

A subject for those who wanted to go to university but had no i terest in studying anything worthwhile.

Oh she studies history of art

by Hershdenmurk March 14, 2018


puppet history

This is a puppet show created by Shane Madej on the YouTube channel, Watcher. He talks about certain historical events and these are hosted by the Professor, a blue and jelly bean-loving puppet (puppeteered by Shane, ofc). The Professor teaches these to the two guests on the show, one always being Ryan Bergara and another guest that changes with every episode. Ryan has never won the title of history master because the professor never lets him win. Oh and the songs that each episode ends with? Lyrical masterpieces.

"Oh hey, did you see the new episode of Puppet History?"
"Yeah, Ryan didn't win this time either did he?"
"No, he didn't."

by sleeepytime July 31, 2021


History Dick

History dick is the embarrassing ailment you get when you hook up with someone you’ve got too much history with. Similar to whiskey dick though not as easily explainable, you’re penis simply refuses to accept your ( alienated and likely crying) partner as anything other than platernal and remains stoically placid despite things getting real, and ignoring any yelling in bathrooms you may throw at it.

“ Man, I hooked up with Ladyface last night”

“ Oh shit, you two been friends forever, was it weird? Was it peculiar?”

“ Yeah man, got a bad case of the history dick, my weenus packed up and left me standing there naked with a flaccid mole rat between my legs.”

by Macguyverwasntreal November 15, 2019