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A lame attempt by commitment phobes to say I love you.
Commitment phobe: I really, really like you... I think I heart you.
Commitmentphobe recipient: I think I heart you too.
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For a person to financially take care of the situation that one is in
(Lady) Damn....things are a little hard for me this month
(Man) Don't worry about no bills....I got you.
(1st Lady) Let's go to a club...
(2nd Lady) My money is funny, I can't
(1st lady) Don't worry about it...I got you
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A three word phrase that males and females use when they are in a romantic relationship and want to say a variety of cute things all at once.
In Example: Bless You Kiss You Miss You Love You Hug You Hope To See You Soon
Carly and her boyfriend are talking to each other on the phone.
Carly: Well baby I'm going to go to bed now
Her Boyfriend: Alright baby I bliss you!
Carly: Aw I bliss you too!
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three words that don't mean shit. is always a lie if it is just used by itself. the only time it's for real is if that person says more to it.
"i love you"
LIE..
"i love you. you make me feel so special. thanks for being there for me, man."
TRUE...
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The pick up line that stopped working in the eighties. Saying it too quickly will undoubtably result in you looking like a crazy stalker.
Girl 1:...and then he said "I love you Carol!".
Girl 2: He loves you? But you've only met him twice...
Girl 1: I know and allready he's getting all clingy!
Girl 2: He's such a stalker...
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The three words that boys use to get into a girl's pants.
Boy: I love you.
Girl: Aww I love you too!
Boy: Can we have sex now?!?!?
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A glove and a mitten= a glitten. When someone "glittens" you it means they love you so much they took the previous cute word love and turned it to glove, but then afterwards turned it to glitten
Her- I love you
Him- I glove you
Her- No, actually I glitten you because our love is so efficient
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