im a chicken

The act of evolving into a chicken.

Hey Dave, im a chicken.

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im-pwnd

a term that was devised when bored in the office by a non apple fanboy turd munching gizzard sniffers (me), to describe the I-phone. the most over marketed and over hyped smartphone because it has an apple logo on it. and it does loads of stuff that other smartphones do also. see also, the I-poo touch, the Kac-book, Kac-air and I-Kac

"omg omg omg!!! mi nw fne is ere!!"
"what u got"

"a iphone!"

"an im-pwnd? you fail -.-"

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IM-pounce

To initiate conversation, the second a person logs into their IM.

X)waiting for sign in
Y)signs in
X)IM-POUNCE

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Im KJ

Famous raid leader for FF14. He has consistently reached rank 1 across multiple classes and accounts. Also is challenger in league of legends, although legend says he once got 0 kills in a spike rush game.

Im KJ!

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Im Cumdaddy

The daddy of cum

Girl: Cum inside me
Guy: Im cumdaddy so I put the cum where I want

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IM-OFP

Acronym and short for “I’m own fucking program”.

The boss wanted me to do that, but it ain’t gonna happen cause IM-OFP”

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Im A Fish

Im A Fish Im A Fish Im A Fish Im A Fish Im A Fish Im A Fish Im A Fish Im A Fish Im A Fish Im A Fish Im A Fish Im A Fish Im A Fish

Im A Fish Im A Fish Im A Fish Im A Fish Im A Fish

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